'alanis'
'teenage whore'
'a view to kill'
'drowning on golden pond'
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andrew osbourne is a business student from canada. he is currently studying abroad in germany. he has three goals in life: 1) to become tumblr famous, 2) to make love to meryl streep, and 3) to become a golden girl. you can find him blogging at localbreweries.tumblr.com.